:08:00
That's amazing!
:08:01
The kids wanted animals, so this year
each camper will stalk and kill...
:08:04
his own bear
in our private wildlife preserve.
:08:07
Are you sure
the children can hack that?
:08:09
We'll see. The real excitement is
gonna come at the end of the summer...
:08:13
during Sexual Awareness Week.
:08:14
We import 200 hookers from
around the world, and each camper...
:08:17
armed with only a thermos of coffee
and $2,000 cash...
:08:21
tries to visit
as many countries as he can.
:08:23
The winner, of course, is named
King of Sexual Awareness Week...
:08:25
and is allowed to rape and pillage
the neighboring towns until camp ends.
:08:29
That's incredible!
:08:30
What do you expect for $1,000 a week?
Hey, you have a good summer.
:09:12
You must be the short, depressed kid
we ordered. Glad you made it.
:09:18
Want half of this?
:09:27
Come on inside, Frankenstein.
I'll buy you a cocktail.
:09:31
All the 12-year-old girls here finally?
It's gonna be a terrific year.
:09:36
This ground is too slippery.
:09:38
I could fall and get whiplash
or a broken neck, a serious injury.
:09:42
- A guy could die from that.
- Phil, he's all yours.
:09:44
Thanks, Tripper.
Are you Rudy Gerner?
:09:46
I'm Phil.
:09:47
- Gotta get this...
- Hi, Morty.
:09:49
- Hi, Trip. You got the rules?
- No. I'm lookin' for them.
:09:52
Here they go. Very important.
:09:54
All your CIT's have gotta know those
inside-out, backwards, whatever.
:09:57
Post 'em up,
make sure they know 'em.