:07:00
Wanna make us, Spaz?
:07:05
Yeah.
:07:06
- Give him back the milkshake.
- All right. Here you go.
:07:15
Hey, we'll see you
at the basketball game, Spaz.
:07:21
Mohawk jerks.
:07:22
These children are going to the most
glamorous of all summer camps...
:07:26
Camp Mohawk.
:07:27
There's a two-year waiting list...
:07:29
and every child has to be voted in.
:07:32
On top of all that, it costs
$1,000 a week to go to Camp Mohawk.
:07:35
The question is:
Is it worth $1,000 a week?
:07:39
It sure is.
It's the best darned camp there is.
:07:41
Well, are you connected
with Camp Mohawk?
:07:44
I think so.
I'm the program director, Jerry Aldini.
:07:47
Well, how do you justify
$1,000 a week?
:07:49
We have some special programs.
:07:51
We're doing "Shakespeare in the Round"
again this year.
:07:54
Our political round table.
Henry Kissinger will appear.
:07:56
Yasir 'Arafat is gonna come out, spend
a weekend with the kids, rap with 'em.
:08:00
That's amazing!
:08:01
The kids wanted animals, so this year
each camper will stalk and kill...
:08:04
his own bear
in our private wildlife preserve.
:08:07
Are you sure
the children can hack that?
:08:09
We'll see. The real excitement is
gonna come at the end of the summer...
:08:13
during Sexual Awareness Week.
:08:14
We import 200 hookers from
around the world, and each camper...
:08:17
armed with only a thermos of coffee
and $2,000 cash...
:08:21
tries to visit
as many countries as he can.
:08:23
The winner, of course, is named
King of Sexual Awareness Week...
:08:25
and is allowed to rape and pillage
the neighboring towns until camp ends.
:08:29
That's incredible!
:08:30
What do you expect for $1,000 a week?
Hey, you have a good summer.