Caddyshack
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:09:01
Mrs. Crane, you're a little
monkey woman, you know that?

:09:03
You're a little monkey woman.
You're lean...

:09:06
...and you're mean and you're not
too far between either...

:09:09
...I bet, are you, huh?
:09:10
Would you like to wrap
your spikes around my head?

:09:14
Damn your eyes, man!
:09:16
I told you to cut the long grass on
the 13th and mow the practice green!

:09:20
I was unavoidably detained.
:09:24
Well, you can forget about
the 13th and the practice green.

:09:27
I've got a more important job for you.
:09:28
I want you to kill every gopher
on the course!

:09:33
Check me if I'm wrong, Sandy,
but if I kill all the golfers...

:09:36
...they're going to lock me up
and throw away the key.

:09:37
Gophers! Gophers!
The little brown furry rodents!

:09:43
We can do that.
:09:44
We don't even have to have a reason.
:09:46
Then do it, man!
:09:47
I'll just do the same thing,
but with gophers.

:09:54
It's not my fault nobody can
understand what you're saying.

:10:04
Give me the Mets and three and
I'll take the Yankees even.

:10:08
I'll call you back.
:10:12
Caddyshack!
:10:20
All right. I'll be right up.
:10:24
Take over for me.
:10:25
I'll be right back.
:10:35
So I jumped ship in Hong Kong
and made my way over to Tibet...

:10:40
...and I get on as a looper at
this course over in the Himalayas.

:10:43
A looper?
:10:45
A looper. You know,
a caddy, a looper...

:10:48
...a jock.
:10:49
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and
who do you think they give me?

:10:54
The Dalai Lama, himself.
:10:57
The 12th son of the Lama.
:10:59
The flowing robes,
the grace, bald, striking.


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