:10:04
Give me the Mets and three and
I'll take the Yankees even.
:10:08
I'll call you back.
:10:12
Caddyshack!
:10:20
All right. I'll be right up.
:10:24
Take over for me.
:10:25
I'll be right back.
:10:35
So I jumped ship in Hong Kong
and made my way over to Tibet...
:10:40
...and I get on as a looper at
this course over in the Himalayas.
:10:43
A looper?
:10:45
A looper. You know,
a caddy, a looper...
:10:48
...a jock.
:10:49
So I tell them I'm a pro jock and
who do you think they give me?
:10:54
The Dalai Lama, himself.
:10:57
The 12th son of the Lama.
:10:59
The flowing robes,
the grace, bald, striking.
:11:04
So I'm on the first tee with him.
I give him the driver.
:11:07
He hauls off and whacks one.
Big hitter, the Lama. Long!
:11:12
Into a 10,000 foot crevice right
at the base of this glacier!
:11:16
Do you know what the Lama says?
:11:20
Gunga-glalunga
Gunga-gunga-da-gunga.
:11:26
So we finish 18 and
he's going to stiff me.
:11:29
And I say, "Hey! Lama!"
:11:32
"How about a little something,
you know, for the effort?"
:11:35
And he says, "Oh, there
won't be any money...
:11:38
"...but when you die
on your deathbed...
:11:42
"...you will receive
total consciousness."
:11:48
So I've got that going for me.
Which is nice.
:11:53
Your ball is right over there.
Go straight and you can't miss it.
:11:56
Mrs. Havercamp. You go
that way and it's right over...