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:15:00
I'm going to put it right on the line.
:15:02
There have been a lot of
complaints already.

:15:05
Fooling around on the course.
Bad language.

:15:07
Smoking grass. Poor caddying.
:15:10
So, if you guys want to get fired...
:15:12
...if you want to be replaced
by golf carts, just keep it up.

:15:17
All right, one announcement.
:15:18
Carl Lipbaum died last week in summer
school from a severe anxiety attack.

:15:23
I heard he swallowed
his vomit during a test.

:15:25
However it happened, he was
a good caddy and a good kid.

:15:29
He was a brown nose, Lou!
You hated him.

:15:31
Shut up! That means the caddy
scholarship is available again...

:15:36
...and anyone who's interested
should go see Judge Smails.

:15:39
And kiss his ass!
:15:41
That would help.
:15:43
All right! Let's move out.
We've got golfers waiting.

:15:45
You! Angie! Pick up that blood.
:15:51
What kind of grades do I need
for this Caddy Scholarship deal?

:15:55
Well, if you've been a good caddy,
I think they're kind of lenient.

:15:57
We're just about to tee off now.
:15:59
So call the hospital...
:16:00
...and move my appointment with
Mrs. Bellows back 30 minutes.

:16:07
Just snake a tube down her nose
and I'll be there...

:16:09
...in four or five hours.
Testing now.

:16:20
Don't you have homes?
:16:25
There's a brown Audi parked
in my parking space.

:16:28
Get a tow truck over here and
have it hauled away immediately!

:16:39
Look at the wax build-up
on those shoes!

:16:41
This is fine leather!
I want that wax stripped off...

:16:44
...and I want them creamed and
buffed with a fine chamois...

:16:47
...and I want them now! Chop-chop!
:16:48
You've got them, Judge!
:16:50
Spaulding! Get dressed.
You're playing golf today.

:16:52
No, I'm not, Grandpa!
I'm playing tennis!

:16:55
You're playing golf
and you're going to like it!

:16:57
What about my asthma?
:16:58
I'll give you asthma!

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