:16:00
...and move my appointment with
Mrs. Bellows back 30 minutes.
:16:07
Just snake a tube down her nose
and I'll be there...
:16:09
...in four or five hours.
Testing now.
:16:20
Don't you have homes?
:16:25
There's a brown Audi parked
in my parking space.
:16:28
Get a tow truck over here and
have it hauled away immediately!
:16:39
Look at the wax build-up
on those shoes!
:16:41
This is fine leather!
I want that wax stripped off...
:16:44
...and I want them creamed and
buffed with a fine chamois...
:16:47
...and I want them now! Chop-chop!
:16:48
You've got them, Judge!
:16:50
Spaulding! Get dressed.
You're playing golf today.
:16:52
No, I'm not, Grandpa!
I'm playing tennis!
:16:55
You're playing golf
and you're going to like it!
:16:57
What about my asthma?
:16:58
I'll give you asthma!
:17:01
What did you shoot today?
:17:02
Oh, I don't keep score, Judge.
:17:04
How do you measure yourself
with other golfers?
:17:06
By height.
:17:08
You should play with
Dr. Beeper and myself.
:17:12
I mean, he's been Club champion
for three years running,
:17:15
...and I'm no slouch, myself.
:17:17
Don't sell yourself short, Judge.
You're a tremendous slouch.
:17:26
Have you heard the latest one...
:17:27
...about the Jew, the Catholic and
the colored boy who went to heaven?
:17:34
That's a doozie, Judge!
:17:36
Colored boy?
:17:37
Why, you son of a bitch!
I'll fix you!
:17:55
Here you are, kid. Park my car.
Get my bags.
:17:59
And put on some weight, will you?