:37:17
Wait up, girls.
I've got a salami I've got to hide.
:37:20
I told you! Today is the day
we change the holes!
:37:25
Go do it now! No more slacking off!
:37:28
I'll slack you off,
you fuzzy little foreigner...
:37:31
...and I'll fill your bagpipes
with Wheatena!
:37:37
Man in a boat overboard.
:37:40
You beast!
:37:42
You savage.
:37:44
Come on, bark like a dog for me.
:37:46
Bark like a dog! I will teach you
the meaning of the word "respect"!
:37:58
I've just got to win
that caddy tournament!
:38:01
I owe it to my folks
to get that scholarship.
:38:03
What do you want to go to college for?
:38:05
I don't know.
:38:06
Let me tell you a little story.
:38:08
I once knew a guy who could have been
a great golfer. Could have gone pro.
:38:11
All he needed was a little
time and some practice.
:38:14
He decided to go to college instead.
:38:17
He went for four years.
Did pretty well.
:38:20
At the end of his four years,
the last semester, he was kicked out.
:38:23
You know what for?
:38:26
He was night-putting.
Just putting at night...
:38:30
...with the 15-year-old
daughter of the Dean.
:38:36
You know who that guy was?
:38:40
Take one good guess.
:38:42
Bob Hope.
:38:46
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein,
:38:49
...my roommate.
:38:50
He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed
with your desires, Danny.
:38:56
The Zen philosopher,
Basho, once wrote...
:38:59
..."a flute with no holes
is not a flute...