:38:01
I owe it to my folks
to get that scholarship.
:38:03
What do you want to go to college for?
:38:05
I don't know.
:38:06
Let me tell you a little story.
:38:08
I once knew a guy who could have been
a great golfer. Could have gone pro.
:38:11
All he needed was a little
time and some practice.
:38:14
He decided to go to college instead.
:38:17
He went for four years.
Did pretty well.
:38:20
At the end of his four years,
the last semester, he was kicked out.
:38:23
You know what for?
:38:26
He was night-putting.
Just putting at night...
:38:30
...with the 15-year-old
daughter of the Dean.
:38:36
You know who that guy was?
:38:40
Take one good guess.
:38:42
Bob Hope.
:38:46
No, that guy was Mitch Cumstein,
:38:49
...my roommate.
:38:50
He's a good guy. Don't be obsessed
with your desires, Danny.
:38:56
The Zen philosopher,
Basho, once wrote...
:38:59
..."a flute with no holes
is not a flute...
:39:04
"...and a doughnut with
no hole is a Danish."
:39:06
He was a funny guy.
:39:23
You missed just that one.
:39:25
In one physical model of the universe,
the shortest distance...
:39:27
...between two points
is a straight line...
:39:30
...in the opposite direction.
:39:33
Unbelievable!
:39:35
Thank you very little.