1:16:01
Well, I have a lot of things on order.
You know, credit trouble.
1:16:04
I'm an assistant greenskeeper.
1:16:05
They say that doesn't mean anything
until I'm the head greenskeeper.
1:16:08
Can you give me a ruling on this?
1:16:09
Make yourself comfortable.
1:16:11
No, I don't want to stick
to anything in here.
1:16:13
Here, take this thing off.
This is dirty.
1:16:15
Don't go to any trouble.
1:16:19
Fire her up.
1:16:20
With my lips?
1:16:22
Go ahead. Right back.
1:16:24
If I could just borrow a
wedge or something and...
1:16:26
...you could open a curtain, I could
get right through that window, I guess.
1:16:29
People say I'm an idiot or something...
1:16:31
...because all I do
is cut lawns for a living.
1:16:33
People don't say things about you.
As far as you know.
1:16:36
Well, I'm working on it so I don't
ever have to, you know.
1:16:39
I'll be the head greenskeeper...
1:16:41
...hopefully within six years.
That's my schedule.
1:16:43
But I am studying this stuff,
so I know it... you know... like...
1:16:47
...chinch bugs. You know...
1:16:49
...manganese. A lot of people
don't even know what that is.
1:16:53
Nitrogen...
1:16:55
Maybe just open a curtain
and I can just get out of here.
1:16:57
I invented my own kind of grass, too.
Did you know that? Look at this.
1:17:01
This is registered.
Carl Spackler's Bench.
1:17:04
I've felt grass like this before.
I've played on this stuff.
1:17:07
This is a hybrid.
This is a cross bluegrass,
1:17:10
...Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench,
1:17:13
...and northern California sinsemilla.
1:17:16
The amazing stuff about this...
1:17:17
...is that you can play 36 holes
on it in the afternoon...
1:17:20
...take it home and just get stoned...
1:17:23
...at night on this stuff.
1:17:25
I've got pounds of this stuff.
1:17:29
Say, let's have a little bit of this.
Look at this. Try it.
1:17:33
I really don't do this very often.
1:17:35
You're going to love it. This is
dynamite. Watch out for this.
1:17:38
Well, maybe one drag,
then I've got to go.
1:17:47
It's a little harsh.
Here. Cannonball it!
1:17:54
Cannonball it right back...
1:17:59
...then one more of these right
on top of it! Cannonball coming!