1:17:01
This is registered.
Carl Spackler's Bench.
1:17:04
I've felt grass like this before.
I've played on this stuff.
1:17:07
This is a hybrid.
This is a cross bluegrass,
1:17:10
...Kentucky bluegrass, featherbed bench,
1:17:13
...and northern California sinsemilla.
1:17:16
The amazing stuff about this...
1:17:17
...is that you can play 36 holes
on it in the afternoon...
1:17:20
...take it home and just get stoned...
1:17:23
...at night on this stuff.
1:17:25
I've got pounds of this stuff.
1:17:29
Say, let's have a little bit of this.
Look at this. Try it.
1:17:33
I really don't do this very often.
1:17:35
You're going to love it. This is
dynamite. Watch out for this.
1:17:38
Well, maybe one drag,
then I've got to go.
1:17:47
It's a little harsh.
Here. Cannonball it!
1:17:54
Cannonball it right back...
1:17:59
...then one more of these right
on top of it! Cannonball coming!
1:18:09
Can I have a drop?
Just a drop... myself?
1:18:15
That's fine for me. That's good.
1:18:18
Can I say something to you?
1:18:23
You've been acting psychotically
lately.
1:18:27
Why?
1:18:28
I've been a little under strain.
I have to play with Smails tomorrow...
1:18:32
...in a money match.
1:18:33
If he bothers you,
I'll take care of him.
1:18:37
What you've got to do is cut
the hamstring on the back of his leg...
1:18:40
...right at the bottom.
1:18:42
He'll never play golf again...
1:18:43
...because his weight
displacement goes back...
1:18:47
...and all his weight
is on his right foot...
1:18:48
...and he'll be pushing
everything off to the right.
1:18:50
He'll never come through on anything.
He'll quit the game.
1:18:53
That would work. I'm going to
call you if I need that help.
1:18:55
But, seriously, no b. S...
1:18:58
...if you ever want to rap or
just get weird with somebody.