:13:01
Why don't you try
the drama department.
:13:03
If again "it was not well cut,"
he'd answer, I spake not true:
:13:09
This is called the Reply Churlish.
:13:11
Nobody talks about it,
but there's a quota system.
:13:14
Your chances are better if you're black,
Puerto Rican or everything, like me.
:13:19
-I am Puerto Rican.
-Not on your paper you ain't, Garci.
:13:23
-Your daddy doing government work.
-That's the truth.
:13:27
And he left you his tap shoes, right?
Does he work for Pepsi-Cola too?
:13:32
Be careful.
:13:33
-To the left. Left.
-Come the other way.
:13:36
All right.
:13:38
Easy, now. Straight back, Bruno?
:13:42
-Where do you want this at?
-Far corner.
:13:47
How do you do?
:13:49
Okay. Fine.
:13:51
Great. Look, I'll do that. You just go
and get the rest of the stuff, okay?
:13:55
Oh, Martelli. Bruno Martelli.
:13:58
Would you like to set up
your equipment, Mr. Martelli?
:14:06
Who taught you?
:14:08
Who taught me? My father taught me.
He's in Spain. He makes Westerns.
:14:13
-Why do you want to go to school here?
-Because Freddie went here.
:14:18
-Freddie?
-Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
:14:22
-So you want to be an actor, huh?
-Yeah, sure, I want to be an actor.
:14:26
Judy, Judy, Judy.
Top of the world, Ma.
:14:28
We don't want you to perform. We want
to see who you are. You understand?
:14:33
-Right.
-Use your own experience.
:14:36
Be simple, be honest,
but most of all, be yourself.
:14:39
-Be honest. Be simple. Be yourself?
-Be yourself.
:14:44
I'm God, see? And God
is Puerto Rican, you got that? Now.
:14:49
God works in a casa de steam,
you know. It's a steam bath, right?
:14:53
And he's talking to this angel. This angel
is a computer. An electronic computer.
:14:59
I'm God, see? That's why I'm standing
on this chair, you got that? Good.