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Who taught you?
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Who taught me? My father taught me.
He's in Spain. He makes Westerns.
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-Why do you want to go to school here?
-Because Freddie went here.
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-Freddie?
-Freddie Prinze. He's the best.
:14:22
-So you want to be an actor, huh?
-Yeah, sure, I want to be an actor.
:14:26
Judy, Judy, Judy.
Top of the world, Ma.
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We don't want you to perform. We want
to see who you are. You understand?
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-Right.
-Use your own experience.
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Be simple, be honest,
but most of all, be yourself.
:14:39
-Be honest. Be simple. Be yourself?
-Be yourself.
:14:44
I'm God, see? And God
is Puerto Rican, you got that? Now.
:14:49
God works in a casa de steam,
you know. It's a steam bath, right?
:14:53
And he's talking to this angel. This angel
is a computer. An electronic computer.
:14:59
I'm God, see? That's why I'm standing
on this chair, you got that? Good.
:15:13
Does he wanna be a musician
or an airline pilot?
:15:17
Mr. Martelli. We are ready when you are.
Would you care to begin?
:15:21
Oh, okay. Sure.
:15:48
Mr. Martelli.
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Mr. Martelli.
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Mr. Martelli!