:26:03
They never search me. Honest face.
:26:09
Fortunate it's me and not some maniac.
:26:12
You could raise some real hell with this.
:26:14
Torture a stewardess, hold the pilot at bay,
slash all the wiring.
:26:29
- Want some?
- No, thanks.
:26:31
Lot of C in there, vitamin C.
:26:34
Well, I get very greedy with my supplies
once we're airborne.
:26:45
Back on board the campaign special.
:26:48
Just made the plane after a flock
of poisoned ravens dive-bombed my car.
:26:54
The candidate is probably under sedation
in his compartment.
:26:58
Last night he was at the hotel pool
doing stunt dives for two cocktail waiters
:27:02
who were skinny-dipping in the pool.
:27:05
Screamed, "Watch my cannonball,"
went high into the air,
:27:09
landed right on his testicles.
:27:11
Be tough to watch his speech today knowing
his balls are the colours of the rainbow.
:27:15
OK, Thompson, up.
:27:18
Special session with the candidate, I guess.
Watch my stuff and I'll share my notes.
:27:22
Bring your stuff, you're off the plane.
:27:25
You can't throw me off.
I have the proper credentials.
:27:27
I decide who goes on what plane.
:27:29
From now on, you're on the zoo plane
with the technicians.
:27:33
Dooley, let him stay. He's got
as much right to be here as any of us.
:27:37
Don't push your luck, Lisogor.
:27:40
This is a cruel and bitter defeat,
and one that I probably won't forget.
:27:45
I'm not gonna worry about it.