1:07:00
Hands up, Judas!
1:07:03
Don't be an asshole! What's gotten into you?
1:07:04
What's gotten into me is that I'm a cuckold!
1:07:07
And by you, vermin!
1:07:11
But how can you be a cuckold, you don't even have a wife?!
1:07:14
I used to have one, and you "arranged" her when I was a prisoner...
1:07:22
It never happened, I swear on my mother's head!
1:07:33
This one is for wild boar...
1:07:36
this one, for elephants...
1:07:39
Now, I'll have your mug go through the wall!
1:07:43
No, you're right, Glaude!
1:07:46
I did "arrange" La Francine while you were away...
1:07:50
How did you do it?
1:07:52
Well... like everybody else...
1:07:54
I'm not asking for details! How did it happen?
1:07:57
Well... we were bored...
1:08:00
I... was bored...it was winter, you weren't there...
1:08:03
I used to chop her wood... she'd bring me a bowl of soup...
1:08:08
we'd chat a little... we weren't old...it just happened...
1:08:13
But we felt guilty, Le Glaude...
1:08:15
And you did it again?
1:08:16
Oh... as often as we could!
1:08:19
But wracked all over by guilt...
1:08:22
Ahh... you ruined so many nights for us...
1:08:24
Excuuuuse me!!!
1:08:27
Shoot me, Le Glaude!
1:08:29
Shoot me! I don't deserve your forgiveness!
1:08:32
Shoot me, or I'll hang myself for real!
1:08:34
And I won't bungle it this time!
1:08:36
Shoot me! I'm just a piece of garbage...
1:08:38
a lump of dogshit...
1:08:40
You can't be a cuckold 40 years after the fact!
1:08:43
How about a "canon"...?
1:08:44
Let's drink a "canon"!
1:08:54
Anyway... my Glaude...
1:08:56
I have to tell you something...
1:08:58
I only had one woman, and she was yours...