:57:02
- Wait. She's receiving Communion.
- May all your sons be Jesuits, Sister.
:57:09
... et Spiritus Sancti, descendat super te
et maneat semper. Amen.
:57:13
Who is that come in, Monsignor?
:57:17
- Is that you, Tom?
- Yeah.
:57:20
Brought me something?
:57:23
- Good to see you. How are you?
- Bad breath, Thomas.
:57:26
- Are you still constipated?
- Every day.
:57:29
The monsignor here
recommends the castor oil.
:57:32
And listen to the monsignor, Thomas.
:57:36
You remembered my favourite colour.
What's this orange bow on here?
:57:43
He has grand grammar.
:57:45
Always had to wash your mouth out
with soap. The dirty words.
:57:49
Ma, let's forget about that, OK?
:57:52
Wouldn't it be grand if you had turned out
to be a nun like the younger one?
:57:59
I'm a priest, Ma. I think I'm a priest.
:58:03
And a swell one, too.
:58:06
Tom, has Moira received
first Holy Communion?
:58:10
About 12 years ago, Ma.
:58:13
That's grand, Tom.
:58:17
Spell out the holy days of obligation.
:58:20
And start at the beginning.
There's a rap on the knuckles if you don't.
:58:23
What's the beginning?
:58:26
- Well... Immaculate Conception.
- Try lmmaculate Conception.
:58:30
(Tom sighs)
:58:32
- I-m-m-a...
- Immaculate.
:58:35
- That's the hard part.
...c...
:58:37
- Conception's easy if you know your C's...
- Will you let me finish?
:58:41
...u- l-a-t-e. OK?
:58:44
- You're a much better speller now, Tom.
- I hope so.
:58:48
You used to have trouble with your
vowels - A, E, I, O, U, sometimes Y.
:58:57
Conception, Thomas. Mind your C's.