Airplane II: The Sequel
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First the Earth cooled,
and then the dinosaurs came.

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But they got too big,
so they died, and turned into oil.

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Then the Arabs came
and bought Mercedes Benzes.

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Prince Charles started wearing
Lady Di's clothes.

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I couldn't believe it! He took
her best summer dress, put it on...

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Things sure haven't changed.
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Captain, I think we've got...
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Captain Oveur, what's wrong?
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What's wrong?
What are you trying to say?

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One... One what? One word!
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First word? First syllable?
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Captain, I'm not very good at this.
10 words!

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How to Succeed in Business
Without Really Trying.

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What am I saying? Throat.
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Throat. Sounds like choke.
Choke. You...

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Oh, my God!
You were gassed by Rok?

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I got it! I got it!
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Simon, the Captain's
been gassed by Rok.

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Simon, we're way off course.
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You're right, Elaine.
We are off course.

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- My God! The sun!
- What is it, Simon?

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The fiery ball in our solar system,
but that's not important now.

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We're headed right for it.
We've got to leave this ship.

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That's foolish.
We have to change course.

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We're computer-locked, and the manual
navigational system is down.

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Ted was right all along.
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What will I do?
My career will be ruined.

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What about the careers
of everyone on this ship?

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The lawyers, the architects,
the dental hygienists?

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Forget about them.
We have to think of ourselves.

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What happened to the man I thought
I loved? I'm going to get Ted.

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Don't come apart on me now.
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I don't mean to sound forward -
I mean, I know I don't know you,

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but I don't think that we're going
to live through this.

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And I've never been
with a man before.

:42:54
I know that this
isn't the right place.


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