:56:04
He's in trouble. Don't you know
about friendship, Howard?
:56:08
$500?
:56:09
$400, $300. Whatever you can afford.
:56:13
Maybe this is a lesson for you.
:56:15
lf you worked, you'd have
some money to lend him.
:56:18
Yeah, l know. l'm irresponsible.
l dropped out of college.
:56:22
l won't work in the family business.
l'm a disgrace.
:56:25
That's a good reason to keep me
out of your house, God knows.
:56:29
You're a bad example.
:56:30
Far be it for me to disagree.
Give me some money, Howard.
:56:35
Do you ever read a book?
:56:38
Read.
:56:39
-Do you ever read?
-Never.
:56:41
You should read Dale Carnegie's
How to Win Friends and Influence People.
:56:44
Give me some money, Howard.
:56:47
Where'd you get this attitude?
:56:48
l borrowed it. l have to have it back
by midnight. Howard!
:56:52
l should talk to Daddy about stopping
your trust fund.
:56:55
lt's killing your initiative.
:56:58
Some big trust fund.
$100 a month till l'm 23.
:57:02
Yeah, Granddad was a real Rockefeller.
:57:05
Howard.
:57:07
lt's important.
:57:09
l wouldn't come otherwise.
:57:11
l don't like to see you,
so you know it's got to be very important.
:57:16
Get off.
:57:17
l despise you, and yet l'm here.
:57:21
Get off.
:57:28
lt's funny. You know, when l was
a little kid l always wanted a brother...
:57:32
...and l told that to Mom once.
And she said, ''You have a brother.''
:57:36
And l said, ''Oh, that's who the asshole
in the other bed is.''
:57:45
lf l had my way,
l'd just date Elyse all my life.
:57:48
-Hey, watch it, pal.
-Just date her.
:57:50
l personally like dating.
:57:52
-What are you doing it for?
-l've been datin' Elyse for five years.
:57:55
l have no choice. You know how girls are.
Security and all that.
:57:58
They need that thing, that marriage thing.