1:41:50
Would you look at this?
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Another article talking
about this theory of evolution.
1:41:55
Can I have the sport's page?
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Do you believe this?
I don't buy the whole thing.
1:41:58
They're saying that millions of years ago
there was a swamp.
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I don't want to hear it.
1:42:03
In the middle of this murky, disgusting,
boggy water swamp, there's an amoeba.
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This amoeba meets another amoeba...
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...and they have a kid who's a fish
who crawls onto land.
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And from one lousy amoeba
millions of years ago...
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...that today there's some guy with
a winter coat on a corner yelling ''Taxi!''
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Where's that connection?
How can that possibly be?
1:42:21
-An amoeba has no legs.
-Why do you care how we evolved?
1:42:24
They can float.
1:42:26
-We're all animals.
-You're going to argue this with him?
1:42:29
It's notjust people.
It's not even animals, chickens, come on.
1:42:32
-How could chickens live in a swamp?
-That's ridiculous.
1:42:35
They can't even make it
out of a pot of frying oil.
1:42:37
Think of chickens, dogs, birds, cows,
little Cocker Spaniel puppies...
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...living in a muddy swamp.
It's enough to make you sick.
1:42:43
Girls don't come from the same swamp,
that's for sure.
1:42:47
I don't know who makes up this stuff.
1:42:49
It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
People do not come from swamps.
1:42:53
They come from Europe.
1:42:57
-Where do people in Europe come from?
-What am I? Rand-McNally? It's....