1:42:02
I don't want to hear it.
1:42:03
In the middle of this murky, disgusting,
boggy water swamp, there's an amoeba.
1:42:08
This amoeba meets another amoeba...
1:42:09
...and they have a kid who's a fish
who crawls onto land.
1:42:12
And from one lousy amoeba
millions of years ago...
1:42:15
...that today there's some guy with
a winter coat on a corner yelling ''Taxi!''
1:42:19
Where's that connection?
How can that possibly be?
1:42:21
-An amoeba has no legs.
-Why do you care how we evolved?
1:42:24
They can float.
1:42:26
-We're all animals.
-You're going to argue this with him?
1:42:29
It's notjust people.
It's not even animals, chickens, come on.
1:42:32
-How could chickens live in a swamp?
-That's ridiculous.
1:42:35
They can't even make it
out of a pot of frying oil.
1:42:37
Think of chickens, dogs, birds, cows,
little Cocker Spaniel puppies...
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...living in a muddy swamp.
It's enough to make you sick.
1:42:43
Girls don't come from the same swamp,
that's for sure.
1:42:47
I don't know who makes up this stuff.
1:42:49
It's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.
People do not come from swamps.
1:42:53
They come from Europe.
1:42:57
-Where do people in Europe come from?
-What am I? Rand-McNally? It's....
1:43:03
Let me ask you something personal.
1:43:06
Sure.
1:43:07
Is it true that you took out Arlene Stanton?
1:43:10
-You heard that?
-Yeah.
1:43:11
Get out of here. Of course not.
1:43:14
Come on, it was Arlene.
Would you look at her?
1:43:16
-Would you touch....
-Would you?
1:43:18
-You're embarrassed, don't want to say.
-Get out of here.
1:43:22
-Once. I took her once.
-Did you spend money on her?
1:43:24
I'm not marrying her.
I went out for a drive.
1:43:27
-Why did you deny it when I asked you?
-I didn't deny that.
1:43:30
Wouldn't you deny it?
1:43:31
Ijust want to ask you a question.
Did you touch her, at all?
1:43:34
Of course not.
1:43:35
-Did you touch anything she touched?
-Did she touch you?
1:43:38
You guys are sick, you know that.
1:43:40
I heard you kissed her goodnight.
1:43:42
I'm dropping her off. You got to be polite.
1:43:45
Remind me never to kiss you.
1:43:47
-I'll make a note about that one, Shrev.
-Disgusting, Shrevie.
1:43:51
-You want to hear one?
-Yeah, go.
1:43:52
This guy's going home from work.
He has a brand new car.
1:43:55
-What kind of car?
-Doesn't matter.
1:43:57
-Brand new car, it doesn't matter.
-Let's hear it.
1:43:59
So, he pulls into this bar.