:53:05
What do you want?
:53:06
I'd like a vibrator, please,
and a pair of handcuffs.
:53:10
-Hey, he's not 18!
-Come on, I'm 18.
:53:12
-Get him out of here!
-Give me the magazine!
:53:15
-Out of the store, kid.
-And a...
:53:18
-And a what?
-A cock ring.
:53:21
Oh, a cock ring. What size?
:53:23
Hey, you got the latest issue
of Nuns and Nazis?
:53:25
Tuesday.
:53:27
What size?
:53:28
-Medium, I suppose.
-Is it for you?
:53:31
-Medium will be fine.
-Sure.
:53:33
Vibrators start at 10.95 and go up.
:53:35
We've got the Salami,
the Man-o'-War and Alien.
:53:40
Just give me the cheapest one.
:53:41
Nothing's cheap about my store.
:53:43
You mean inexpensive, don't you?
Isn't that what you meant?
:53:46
-Yes.
-That's what I thought you meant.
:53:48
-Want a cheap pair of handcuffs too?
-Yes.
:53:51
You're gonna need lubricant
for this vibrator.
:53:54
We've got KY and Le Orgy gel.
:53:56
Hey, you taste it,
you're gonna buy it, all right?
:53:59
The Le Orgy gel comes in lemon,
mint, cherry or trail mix.
:54:04
-Trail mix?
-I was making a joke.
:54:08
Just these three items will be fine.
:54:09
You're probably gonna need
some stay-hard roll-on.
:54:12
-No, thank you.
-Titty lube? China shrink cream?
:54:15
-No.
-Ben Wa dancing egg?
:54:17
Just these three items will be fine.
:54:21
Okay, hot rod, it comes to $ 19.50.
:54:24
But I'm telling you, you're gonna need
a lubricant for this vibrator.
:54:27
Unless your date's inflatable.
:54:30
For your information, I'm buying this
to use as a novelty cocktail stirrer.
:54:36
Sure!