1:02:02
I'll see you later, man.
1:02:04
Green card? What are you
talking about? I'm no wetback!
1:02:07
According to our information,
your birth certificate is a forgery.
1:02:11
-You got the wrong Mendoza, baby.
-Sure, all you vatos say that.
1:02:16
You don't scare me. This is all talk.
1:02:18
Oh, yeah? Well, you better get
while the getting's good!
1:02:21
Tomorrow I'll have enough on you...
1:02:23
...to drop-kick your ass
back over the Rio Grande!
1:02:29
Nervous and flustered?
1:02:30
He's not getting on the next plane
for Mexico City?
1:02:33
Okay, we better escalate to plan C.
1:02:37
-Who is it?
-Health inspector.
1:02:46
Hi. Mr. Raoul Mendoza?
1:02:51
I'm Sally Cummings
from the L.A. Health Department...
1:02:54
...and I've been sent by the city...
1:02:56
...to warn everyone
on your socioeconomic level...
1:02:59
...about an epidemic of a new kind
of venereal disease.
1:03:02
Lady, don't worry about me.
I'm clean.
1:03:04
Of course you are.
1:03:06
Just look on this as a free checkup.
1:03:15
You want me to strip?
1:03:17
No, just open your mouth.
1:03:20
Okay.
1:03:23
Fine. Now...
1:03:26
...breathe deeply.
1:03:31
Have you had any headaches,
earaches or persistent sores?
1:03:35
Only when I skip foreplay.
1:03:38
Very funny!
Now, let me see your eyes.
1:03:43
You've got it! But don't worry.
1:03:45
It can be controlled.
1:03:47
Here, just take two of these each time
you have sexual relations.
1:03:52
-Before or after?
-Before.
1:03:54
You better give me
about five of these.
1:03:56
I'm a guy who likes to party,
you know?
1:03:59
Make sure you take those.