:29:01
This is not the best breakfast
I ever ate and...
:29:04
- I'd like my money back.
- Okay. I believe
you have to fill out a form.
:29:08
No. I'd like my money back now.
:29:11
I'm sorry. It doesn't work that way.
I have to fill out a form.
:29:14
Well, you ate most of it
already so...
:29:16
See that sign?
It says "100% guaranteed."
:29:19
You know what the meaning
of guarantee is?
Did they teach you that here?
:29:22
Sir, if you'd just wait a minute.
:29:25
Look. Just put your little hand
in the cash register...
:29:28
and give me my $2.75 back,
please, Brad.
:29:32
Sir, if you'd just give me a minute.
I'll find the forms.
I'll take care of everything.
:29:36
I don't have a minute.
You've made me late enough.
:29:39
I am so tired of dealing
with incompetence.
:29:42
It says 100% guaranteed,
you moron!
:29:45
Mister, if you don't shut up,
I'm gonna kick 100% of your ass.
:29:49
Ah, is there a problem here?
Can I help you, sir?
:29:52
You bet you have a problem.
Your employee used profanity
and threatened me with violence.
:29:57
I'm surprised. I eat here all the time
and usually have good service.
:30:00
All I wanted was my money back on this
breakfast. It was a little under-cooked.
:30:05
And he threatens me with violence.
I'm gonna call your super...
:30:07
I can take care of it.
:30:11
Mr. Hamilton, did you threaten this
customer or use profanity in any way?
:30:16
Uh... he insulted me first.
He called me a moron, Dennis.
:30:21
Answer me! Did you threaten
this customer or use profanity?
:30:25
- Yes.
- You're fired.
:30:27
I'm very sorry, sir.
I'll refund your money right now.
:30:31
I hope you won't hold this against us.
:30:33
You know how these young kids are
these days.
:30:35
Here we are.
Perhaps another breakfast?
:30:38
I hope you had
a hell of a piss, Arnold!
:30:48
The world's finest
surfers showed up today to do battle...
:30:50
with what's turned out to be the biggest
waves to hit this coast since 1946.
:30:55
Hello. I'm Stu Nahan,
and I'd like you to meet this young man.
:30:57
His name, Jeff Spicoli.
Jeff, congratulations.