:09:02
Even if they had a conjurer and a mariachi band.
Now, a last supper I commissioned from you,
:09:07
and a last supper I want! With twelve
disciples and one Christ!
:09:13
One?!
:09:14
Yes one!
:09:16
Now will you please tell me what in God's name
possessed you to paint this with three Christs in it?
:09:24
It works, mate!
:09:25
Works?
:09:26
Yeah! It looks great! The fat one
balances the two skinny ones.
:09:31
There was only one Redeemer!
:09:33
Ah, I know that, we all know that,
what about a bit of artistic license?
:09:37
A one Messiah is what I want!
:09:39
I'll tell you what you want, mate! You want
a bloody photographer! That's you want.
:09:43
Not a bloody creative
artist to crease you up...
:09:45
I'll tell you what I want! I want a last
supper with one Christ, twelve disciples,
:09:49
no kangaroos, no trampoline acts, by
Thursday lunch, or you don't get paid!
:09:55
Bloody fascist!
:09:57
Look! I'm the bloody pope, I am! May not
know much about art, but I know what I like!
:10:05
Never be rude to a polack...
:10:19
Hello, and welcome to Munich, for
the 27th Silly Olympiad,
:10:22
an event held traditionally every 3.7 years,
:10:25
which this year has brought together competitors
from over 4 million different countries.
:10:30
And here we are at the start of the first
event of the afternoon:
:10:32
the second semifinal of the 100 yards for
people with no sense of direction.
:10:36
Aah, I'll just give you the competitors:
:10:38
lane one, Skolomovski of Poland; lane two,
Zatapatique of France;
:10:40
lane three, Gropovich of the United States;
next to him, Drabble of Trinidad;
:10:44
next to him, Fernandez of Spain; and in the
outside lane, Bormann of Brazil.
:10:47
Get set!
:10:51
Well, that was fun, wasn't it? And now,
over to the other end of the stadium.
:10:56
And here we're just waiting for the start
of the 1500 meters for the deaf.
:10:59
And they're under starter's orders.