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Never be rude to a polack...
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Hello, and welcome to Munich, for
the 27th Silly Olympiad,
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an event held traditionally every 3.7 years,
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which this year has brought together competitors
from over 4 million different countries.
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And here we are at the start of the first
event of the afternoon:
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the second semifinal of the 100 yards for
people with no sense of direction.
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Aah, I'll just give you the competitors:
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lane one, Skolomovski of Poland; lane two,
Zatapatique of France;
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lane three, Gropovich of the United States;
next to him, Drabble of Trinidad;
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next to him, Fernandez of Spain; and in the
outside lane, Bormann of Brazil.
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Get set!
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Well, that was fun, wasn't it? And now,
over to the other end of the stadium.
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And here we're just waiting for the start
of the 1500 meters for the deaf.
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And they're under starter's orders.
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Well, we'll be coming back the moment there's
any action. And now over to the swimming.
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And you join us here at the Bundesabsurd pool
just in time to see the start
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of the 200 meters freestyle for non-swimmers.
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Watch for the tough Australian champion
Ron Barnett in the second lane.
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Well, we'll be bringing you back here the
moment they start fishing the corpses out.
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But now over to Hans Clegg for the start
of the marathon for incontinents.
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Well, we've got an enormous entry for this event:
44 competitors from 29 different countries,
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all of them with the most superbly weak bladders.
Not a tight sphincter in sight.
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Ready to embark, nevertheless, on the world's
longest race and they're just aching to go!
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On your marks! Get set!
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And they're off! They're off!
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Well, back at the 1500 meters and the starter
is putting up a magnificent show!