Monty Python Live at the Hollywood Bowl
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:33:00
Albatross!
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Uh, what flavor is it?
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Well, it's an albatross, isn't it?
It's not any bloody flavor! Albatross!

:33:10
There's gotta be some flavor,
I mean everything's got a flavor...

:33:12
All right, all right!
It's bloody albatross flavor!

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Bleedin' seabird, bleedin' flavor!
Albatross!

:33:21
Do you get wafers with it?
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Of course you don't get fucking
wafers with it, you cunt!

:33:24
It's a fucking albatross, I mean...
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Stop that! Stop that! It's filthy!
Hold on! Right now, we need you!

:33:33
The one in the black, we need
you for another skit on stage.

:33:36
And you, get off! You're not
even a proper woman!

:33:38
Don't you oppress me, mate!
:33:40
What are you trying to do?
Avoid registration or something?

:33:42
Bleedin' sexist!
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Come along, we need you for a skit!
No one enjoys a good laugh more than I do.

:33:49
Except perhaps for my wife
and some of her friends.

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Oh, yes, and Captain Johnson.
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Come to think of it, most people enjoy a good
laugh more than I do, but that's beside the point.

:33:57
Right! Let's get on with this skit!
Where's the other person for this skit?

:34:01
Right, you want to sit in that chair?
And... cue... the... skit!

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Evening, squire!
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Good evening.
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Is your...is your wife a goer? Eh? Know what I mean?
Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge! Know what I mean? Say no more!

:34:22
I-I...I beg your pardon?
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Your...your wife. Does she go, eh?
Does she go, eh? Eh?

:34:29
Huh, sometimes she has to go, yes.
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I bet she does! I bet she does! Say no more!
Say no more! Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge!

:34:38
I'm afraid I don't quite follow you...
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Oh, "follow me, follow me"? That's good, that's very good!
A nod's as good as a wink to a blind bat!

:34:47
Are...are you selling something?
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"Selling, selling"...very good indeed! You're wicked,
you are, eh? Wicked, eh? Ho-ho-ho! Whoa! Wicked! Say no more!


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