:52:00
Oh, good morning. Uhm, have you come to arrange
a holiday or would you like a blow job?
:52:10
I'm sorry?
:52:11
Uh, oh, you've come to arrange a holiday?
:52:14
Uuh...yes.
:52:15
Oh, sorry, sorry. Now, where were you
thinking of going?
:52:21
Uh, to India.
:52:22
Ah, one of our adventure holidays.
:52:24
Yes, that's right.
:52:26
Well, you'd better see Mr. Bounder about that.
:52:28
Uh, Mr. Bounder, this gentleman is interested
in the "India Overland" - and nothing else.
:52:39
Hello, I'm Bounder of Adventure.
:52:42
Oh, hello. My name is Smoketoomuch.
:52:43
What?
:52:44
My name is Smoketoomuch. Mr. Smoketoomuch.
:52:48
Well, you'd better cut down a little then.
:52:55
I'm sorry?
:52:56
You'd better cut down a little then.
:53:00
Oh, I see! Smoke too much so I'd better
cut down a little then!
:53:05
Yes. Ooh, it's going to get people
making jokes about your name all the time, eh?
:53:10
No, actually, it never struck me
before. Smoketoomuch...
:53:18
Anyway, ehm, you're interested in one
of our holidays, are you?
:53:21
Yes, that's right. I saw your advert
in the blassified ads.
:53:25
The what?
:53:25
In The Times Blassified Ads.
:53:27
Ah, The Times Classified Ads.
:53:30
Yes, that's right. I'm afraid I have a speech
impediment. I can't pronounce the letter B.
:53:35
Uh, C.
:53:36
Yes, that's right, B. It's all due to a trauma
I suffered when I was a sbhoolboy.
:53:42
I was attacked by a Siamese bat.
:53:44
Uh, ah, a Siamese cat.
:53:46
No, a Siamese bat. They're more dangerous.
:53:51
Well, listen...can you say the letter K?
:53:54
Oh, yes. Khaki, kettle, Kipling,
Khomeini, Kellogg's Born Flakes.