:29:10
I'll see you get a thousand lashes!
:29:13
Promises, promises.
:29:31
If you love half as well as you fight...
:29:34
No! Mabel, tell him!
:29:36
What could she say to foil our sport?
:29:38
My father...
Yes?
:29:41
Is...
Yes?
:29:43
...a major general.
:29:45
A major general?
:29:46
- That'll do it.
- Yes, he's a major general!
:29:50
Yes, he is a major general.
:29:54
Yes, yes, I am a major general.
:29:58
- Papa!
- Not now, darling, I'm on!
:30:11
I am the very model
of a modern major general
:30:14
I've information
vegetable, animal, and mineral
:30:16
I know the kings of England
I quote the fights historical
:30:19
From Marathon to Waterloo
In order categorical
:30:21
I'm very well acquainted
with matters mathematical
:30:23
I understand equations
both simple and quadratical
:30:25
About binomial theorem
I am teeming with a lot of news
:30:30
With many cheerful facts
about the square of the hypotenuse
:30:34
Darling, this is my big number.
Now play along with this.
:30:39
Our lives may depend on it.
:30:42
I am very good
at integral and differential calculus
:30:45
I know the scientific names
of beings animalculous
:30:47
In short, in matters
vegetable, animal, and mineral
:30:50
I am the very model
of a modern major general
:30:58
Verse two.
:30:59
I comprehend contemporary
culture North American