:18:00
They can see that in Jersey.
:18:02
I don't want to argue about it.
I'll raise $8,000 and produce his play.
:18:06
Send me up for anything.
I don't care.
:18:08
I'll do dog commercials.
I'll do radio voice-overs.
:18:12
-I can't put you up for that.
-Why not?
:18:14
Because no one will hire you.
:18:16
I bust my ass to get a part right!
:18:19
And you bust everybody else's ass too!
:18:22
Who wants to argue about
whether Tolstoy can...
:18:24
...walk when he's dying
or walk when he's talking--?
:18:27
That was two years ago,
and that guy's an idiot!
:18:30
They can't all be idiots.
You argue with everybody!
:18:33
You've got one of the worst
reputations in this town.
:18:37
Nobody will hire you.
:18:40
Are you saying that nobody
in New York will work with me?
:18:43
Nobody in Hollywood will either.
I can't even get you a commercial.
:18:48
You played a tomato, and they went over
schedule because you wouldn't sit.
:18:52
Yes, it wasn't logical.
:18:53
You were a tomato! A tomato
doesn't have logic. It can't move!
:18:57
So if he can't move,
how's he going to sit down?
:19:01
I was a stand-up tomato.
A juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato!
:19:04
Nobody does vegetables like me!
I did vegetables off-Broadway!
:19:07
I did the best tomato,
the best cucumber!
:19:09
I did an endive salad that knocked
the critics on their ass!
:19:14
I'm trying to stay calm here.
:19:16
You are a wonderful actor.
:19:18
Thank you.
:19:20
But you're too much trouble.
:19:23
Get some therapy.
:19:25
Okay, thanks. I'm gonna raise
$8,000 to do Jeff's play.
:19:28
Michael, you're not
gonna raise 25 cents.
:19:32
No one will hire you.
:19:35
Oh, yeah?