:19:01
I was a stand-up tomato.
A juicy, sexy, beefsteak tomato!
:19:04
Nobody does vegetables like me!
I did vegetables off-Broadway!
:19:07
I did the best tomato,
the best cucumber!
:19:09
I did an endive salad that knocked
the critics on their ass!
:19:14
I'm trying to stay calm here.
:19:16
You are a wonderful actor.
:19:18
Thank you.
:19:20
But you're too much trouble.
:19:23
Get some therapy.
:19:25
Okay, thanks. I'm gonna raise
$8,000 to do Jeff's play.
:19:28
Michael, you're not
gonna raise 25 cents.
:19:32
No one will hire you.
:19:35
Oh, yeah?
:20:05
Dorothy Michaels?
:20:06
-Yes.
-George Fields is your agent?
:20:08
-Yes.
-Okay, ladies.
:20:10
Please bring your pages
and follow me.
:20:16
I hate this line,
"You have every right to happiness."
:20:19
This is Dorothy Michaels.
Our director, Ron Carlysle.
:20:22
That's our producer, Rita Marshall.
George Fields is Dorothy's agent.
:20:27
That's impressive.
:20:30
I'm afraid you're not right for
this role. Thanks for coming by.
:20:34
Page 205, you want camera one or two?
:20:37
-Camera two, and tell Art.
-Why am I not right?
:20:40
I'm trying to make
a certain statement...
:20:43
...and I'm looking for
a specific physical type.
:20:47
Mr. Carlysle, I'm a character actress.
I can play it any way you want.
:20:51
I'm sure you're a very good actress.
:20:53
It's just that you're not
threatening enough.
:20:56
Not threatening enough?
:20:58
Take your hands off me or
I'll knee you in the balls!