:12:05
You'd better pay, filing a report
will cost you much more.
:12:15
Here's three rubles for what
I haven't eaten. Keep the change.
:12:22
- No, I don't need your change.
- That'll be your tip.
:12:25
What if I never take tips?
:12:27
I didn't know that.
Perhaps you never short-change either?
:12:30
Perhaps.
:12:33
Lieutenant, you'll be my witness
that I gave him his lousy change.
:12:40
There. We're quits.
:12:49
Hi, Petya!
:13:01
Bitch!
:13:11
Will you be so kind to tell me,
if it's not too much trouble to you,
:13:14
which tables you're not serving,
so that I know where to sit.
:13:18
Thank you very much.
:13:21
Lyuda, take care of that comrade.
:13:25
But first make him pay.
:13:27
Take care of the comrade herself,
Shurik is here to see me.
:13:30
Hi, Shurik!
Shurik, will you sing for us tonight?
:13:36
I've prepared a new song.
:13:38
Terrific! I'll look forward to it.
:13:40
Come to your senses!
:13:42
- What? Why?
- Doing it in broad daylight...
:13:51
You're a shrew. I'll never in my life
eat anything from your hands.
:13:55
Shurik, did I do anything to him?
:13:57
If I were you, I'd kill him
with a tray.