:13:01
Bitch!
:13:11
Will you be so kind to tell me,
if it's not too much trouble to you,
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which tables you're not serving,
so that I know where to sit.
:13:18
Thank you very much.
:13:21
Lyuda, take care of that comrade.
:13:25
But first make him pay.
:13:27
Take care of the comrade herself,
Shurik is here to see me.
:13:30
Hi, Shurik!
Shurik, will you sing for us tonight?
:13:36
I've prepared a new song.
:13:38
Terrific! I'll look forward to it.
:13:40
Come to your senses!
:13:42
- What? Why?
- Doing it in broad daylight...
:13:51
You're a shrew. I'll never in my life
eat anything from your hands.
:13:55
Shurik, did I do anything to him?
:13:57
If I were you, I'd kill him
with a tray.
:14:00
Attention, students of Zastupinsk
Pedagogical Institute,
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you can get your food vouchers
in Hall No.2.
:14:11
Parents who lost their child in red
socks, come to the officer on duty.
:14:18
Those who lost a child
in red socks,
:14:22
come to the officer on duty now!
:14:25
Give me the menu. Now!
:14:27
Oh, where are your principles?
:14:30
What about never eating
from my hands?
:14:34
The refreshment bar is closed.
:14:37
And you're hungry, aren't you?
:14:39
I'm starving.
:14:43
I didn't eat your ghastly borsht.
I hope you realize that now?
:14:47
If you didn't eat it, how can
you know that it's ghastly?
:14:51
I got so tired of you.
Bring me some diet food.
:14:55
All right, since it's also my fault
that you got stuck here,