:02:00
And I had, like, a hideous childhood...
:02:02
Wait a minute. Excuse me, Burns.
:02:04
Dr. Stevens, who is that?
:02:07
That's Dr. Byner. He's assisting today.
:02:09
- Why is he wearing a white cap?
- Excuse me?
:02:11
He's wearing a white cap.
I'm wearing a white cap.
:02:14
Everybody else is wearing blue caps.
:02:16
Well, we were all out of blue caps,
so I gave him a white cap.
:02:20
Get him out of here.
:02:22
I'm sorry, Burns.
You were saying, ugly, hideous...
:02:25
Yes. To support myself...
:02:28
see, I'm working two jobs to become
an allergist and be somebody.
:02:32
Thank you.
:02:33
And the one in the back there.
:02:36
What's your dream, young man?
:02:38
Dr. Simon August. Beverly Hills, California.
:02:42
I'm going to be the greatest surgeon
the world has ever known.
:02:45
Oh, God, he's gonna want a white cap.
:02:49
Think fast.
:02:53
I can promise you all two things.
:02:57
One: This will be the worst year
of your lives.
:03:01
Two: Those of you who finish
will be the best doctors in the state.
:03:06
For the next 12 months,
you will learn to hate my guts.
:03:09
I may break some of you.
:03:11
But those of you who survive will thank me.
Get out of here.
:03:18
That's better. I like your hat.
:03:19
Attention. New interns report for duty
on January 1.
:03:24
Happy New Year.
:03:49
Happy New Year!