:38:03
Now here's a tree. This here is a tree.
:38:07
- Wait'll the dogs see that one.
- Don't you think it's a little large?
:38:10
Listen, Christmas only comes
once a year. Why not?
:38:14
- How much?
- I'll knock off $2...
:38:16
because I can see you're a man
who knows his trees.
:38:18
This isn't one of those trees
that all the needles falls off, is it?
:38:22
No, that's them balsams.
:38:24
The old man loved bargaining
as much as an Arab trader...
:38:26
and he was twice as shrewd.
:38:28
You know, Dew Lock just bought
one of those brand new...
:38:31
green plastic trees.
:38:34
Darn thing looks like it was made out of...
:38:37
green pipe cleaners.
:38:40
This is a very nice tree.
:38:42
I'll throw in some rope
and tie it to your car for you.
:38:44
You got a deal.
:38:46
Deal.
:39:07
Damn it. Blow out!
:39:17
Not again.
:39:20
Four minutes!
:39:21
Time me.
:39:24
Actually, my old man loved it.
:39:26
He always saw himself in the pits
at the Indianapolis Speedway...
:39:29
in the 500.
:39:35
My old man's spare tires
were actually only tires...
:39:38
in the academic sense.
:39:40
They were round.
They had once been made of rubber.
:39:47
Ralphie, why don't you
go help your father?
:39:50
- Really? Can I?
- Yes.
:39:52
- Watch the traffic, there.
- Okay.
:39:55
It was the first time that
it had been suggested that...
:39:58
I go help my father with anything.