1:02:01
Hey, Bumpus!
1:02:02
Get over here and get your stinking dogs!
1:02:06
Hey, come on, what's for dinner?
I'm starving to death.
1:02:29
Well, what happened today?
1:02:32
Where's your glasses?
1:02:35
Did you lose your glasses again?
1:02:37
Ralphie.
1:02:38
Remember, you left these
on the radio again.
1:02:41
Now try not to do that anymore.
1:02:45
So what else happened today?
1:02:48
Nothing much.
1:02:50
Ralphie had a fight.
1:02:52
A fight?
1:02:53
What kind of a fight?
1:02:57
You know how boys are.
1:03:00
I gave him a talking to.
1:03:04
I see that the Bears
are playing Green Bay on Sunday.
1:03:09
Oh, yeah.
1:03:10
Zudock's got tickets. I wish I had.
1:03:12
He'll freeze his keister off out there.
1:03:17
I slowly began to realize
I was not about to be destroyed.
1:03:21
The Chicago Bears.
1:03:23
The terror of the midway.
1:03:26
From then on, things were different
between me and my mother.
1:03:31
More like the Chicago Chipmunks, maybe.
1:03:35
But Bears, never.
1:03:38
Strange.
1:03:39
Even something as monumental
as "The Scut Farkus Affair"...
1:03:43
as it came to be known...
1:03:45
was pushed out of my mind
as I struggled for a way out...
1:03:47
of the impenetrable BB gun web...
1:03:50
in which my mother had me trapped.
1:03:53
Santa!
1:03:54
Yeah, I'll ask Santa.
1:03:57
Of course! Santa.
1:03:59
The big man. The head honcho.