1:03:00
I gave him a talking to.
1:03:04
I see that the Bears
are playing Green Bay on Sunday.
1:03:09
Oh, yeah.
1:03:10
Zudock's got tickets. I wish I had.
1:03:12
He'll freeze his keister off out there.
1:03:17
I slowly began to realize
I was not about to be destroyed.
1:03:21
The Chicago Bears.
1:03:23
The terror of the midway.
1:03:26
From then on, things were different
between me and my mother.
1:03:31
More like the Chicago Chipmunks, maybe.
1:03:35
But Bears, never.
1:03:38
Strange.
1:03:39
Even something as monumental
as "The Scut Farkus Affair"...
1:03:43
as it came to be known...
1:03:45
was pushed out of my mind
as I struggled for a way out...
1:03:47
of the impenetrable BB gun web...
1:03:50
in which my mother had me trapped.
1:03:53
Santa!
1:03:54
Yeah, I'll ask Santa.
1:03:57
Of course! Santa.
1:03:59
The big man. The head honcho.
1:04:01
The connection.
1:04:03
My mother had slipped up this time.
1:04:27
Mickey!
1:04:46
The store's going to close soon
and Santa will be gone.
1:04:49
Ralphie, Santa's not going anyplace.
Just be still!