:26:02
REMEMBER WHEN YOU
WERE QUEEN OF THE PROM?
:26:06
3 YEARS AFTER
THE ROYAL WEDDING,
:26:10
THE KING ABDICATED.
:26:11
ISN'T THAT TERRIBLE?
:26:12
YEAH, IT SURE IS.
:26:14
THERE MUST BE
A GALLON
:26:15
OF POTATO SALAD
LEFT OVER.
:26:18
YOU KNOW WHAT
THE PROBLEM IS?
:26:21
TOO MUCH MAYONNAISE?
:26:22
DONALD LOVED MAYONNAISE.
:26:24
WHY WOULD YOU THINK
THAT WAS THE PROBLEM?
:26:26
THE PROBLEM IS,
:26:27
WHY DO I STAY
IN SMALLVILLE?
:26:28
DO YOU KNOW
HOW LUCKY YOU ARE
:26:31
TO LIVE IN METROPOLIS,
:26:33
THE BIG APRICOT?
:26:35
LANA, YOU COULD--
:26:36
HOW? AND WHAT
ABOUT RICKY?
:26:39
RICKY?
:26:40
MY LITTLE BOY.
:26:41
YOU HAVE...
THAT'S GREAT.
:26:43
HERE WE HAVE A HOUSE,
AND I'VE GOT A JOB.
:26:46
I'M ONLY A SECRETARY,
BUT IT PAYS THE BILLS.
:26:49
EXCEPT FOR LAST WINTER
:26:50
WHEN THE FUEL BILLS
KEPT GOING UP AND UP.
:26:52
I HAD TO PAWN
MY DIAMOND RING.
:26:56
THAT'S A SHAME.
:27:01
[WHISTLES]
:27:03
YOU NEVER GOT MARRIED?
:27:07
ME?
:27:08
YEAH.
:27:10
WELL, I WAS...
:27:12
NO. NOT.
:27:22
YOU KNOW,
YEARS LATER,
:27:23
YOU CAN LOOK AT
SOMEONE AND THINK,
:27:27
"THAT'S THE ONE
THAT GOT AWAY."
:27:32
GIVE ME THAT AGAIN.
:27:34
RUN IT BY ME
JUST ONE MORE TIME.
:27:36
$85,000.
:27:38
MISSING?
:27:39
EMBEZZLED,
MR. WEBSTER.
:27:40
STOLEN
FROM THE FIRM.
:27:42
BY WHOM? THAT'S
WHAT I WANT TO KNOW.
:27:45
VERA, GET AHOLD
OF YOURSELF!
:27:48
NOBODY ELSE
EVER WILL.
:27:50
I DON'T KNOW, WHO?
:27:52
IN THE OLD DAYS,
IT WAS SIMPLE.
:27:54
WE KEPT BOOKS,
:27:56
WE HAD LEDGERS,
:27:58
WE KNEW WHAT
WAS PAID OUT.
:27:59
A ROBBER CARRIED
A GUN AND SAID,