:10:01
A little hunk of Hungary
Oh, what a lovely feast
:10:05
A little bite of Belgium
And now for some dessert
:10:10
Armenia, Albania
And Russia wouldn't hurt
:10:13
We're from the foreign office.
We must see Bronski.
:10:17
I'm sorry, sir, but you can't.
He's on-stage.
:10:20
A little piece of Poland
A little piece of France
:10:26
A little piece of India
And Pakistan perchance
:10:33
- Why did it come down?
- I've never been so outraged.
:10:37
- Don't look at us!
- Sondheim!
:10:38
- Who brought the curtain down?
- I was ordered to.
:10:42
- Ordered to! By whom?
By me.
:10:44
- Who are you?
- Dr. Boyarski. These are my colleagues.
:10:48
Wonderful. What gives you
the right to stop my show?
:10:52
- We are trying to stop a war.
- What's that got to do with comedy?
:10:56
Your presentation could be construed
as an insult to Hitler.
:11:00
- It was meant to be an insult!
- Lupinski, shut up!
:11:03
We cannot allow you to ridicule
the Third Reich. It's too risky.
:11:09
Let me tell you something.
The curtain's going up...
:11:13
...and we're gonna finish.
We are not backing down!
:11:16
Then we're closing this theatre.
:11:19
- We're backing down. Strike the sets.
- Thank you, Mr. Bronski.
:11:24
- Let's get on with the next number.
- The next number isn't ready yet!
:11:28
We'll use Klotski's Klowns.
:11:31
Sondheim! Send in the clowns!
:11:34
Klotski, get ready! You're going on!
:11:38
- We're still 10 minutes short.
- What'll we do?
:11:40
Pardon me, a thought.
:11:42
- Shakespeare. I could do my Shylock.
- Shakespeare. Great idea, Lupinski.
:11:47
One little change.
You don't do Shylock. I do Hamlet.
:11:52
- Hamlet? What a wonderful idea.
BRONSKl: I heard that.
:11:58
Oy, the comedian gets to play Hamlet.