:59:02
How much do you have?
:59:05
$35.
:59:06
She has $40, Dad.
:59:08
How would you know? Unless you went
in my purse, you rotten sneak.
:59:11
Have you been going through
her private property?
:59:14
I don't give a frog's fat ass
who went through what.
:59:16
We need money!
:59:19
Edna, how much do you have?
:59:21
She's asleep, Clark!
:59:23
Russ, do you want to look
through Edna's purse?
:59:26
Clark!
:59:33
Unzip it.
:59:38
She has 11 cents, Dad.
:59:40
Terrific.
:59:41
The motel will cash your check.
:59:44
They better. We're going to
run out of gas.
:59:50
I'm sorry, sir.
I can't accept this credit card.
:59:54
Why not?
:59:55
The computer says
it's has been reported lost.
:59:58
My wife lost her credit
cards in Colorado and I reported it.
1:00:02
The computer is probably reporting that
I lost mine also, which I haven't.
1:00:05
Well, you'll have to straighten that out
with your bank.
1:00:09
Will you accept a personal check?
1:00:10
For what amount?
1:00:12
$300.
1:00:13
I can't do that, sir.
1:00:14
Look, I've lost all my cash and
we're on our way to California.
1:00:17
Walley World?
1:00:18
Yeah! Walley World!
1:00:20
And I'm sort of stuck between
a rock and a hard place.
1:00:23
You know I'd really appreciate it.
1:00:25
We require a major credit card.
1:00:30
I have $6.13 to my name...
1:00:33
...so I can see we're going to have
to work something out.
1:00:35
I've already told you that
I can't accept a check...
1:00:38
...without a major credit card.
1:00:40
I'll give you a check for $1,000.
All you have to give me is $300 in cash.
1:00:45
You can then keep $700 for doing nothing
more than acting like a total creep.
1:00:52
The only thing I can do...
1:00:53
...is have you stay here
until the check clears.
1:00:57
Ten working days!