Bachelor Party
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:58:02
- You with us, Mom?
- A strange wang right in my palm.

:58:10
- Can I help you?
- We're the band.

:58:12
- Band?
- O'Neill sent us.

:58:14
Oh, O'Neill! Great!
:58:16
Everybody's busy in the bedrooms
right now, but come on in.

:58:20
Oh, that's nice hair. I'll try to make sure
no one smokes around you.

:58:24
Are you together? If not,
maybe introductions are in order.

:58:30
Why do good girls like bad boys?
:58:34
Why do good girls like bad boys?
:58:38
It must be the thrill she gets
When he lights her cigarette

:58:42
Or the way his nostrils flare
Every time he combs his hair

:58:46
Why do good girls like bad boys?
:58:54
Why do good girls like bad boys?
:58:56
Alligator!
:59:12
Hey, that was incredible. And also wonderful.
:59:17
It was a moving experience. I thank you.
From the bottom of my heart.

:59:21
Next!
:59:24
Ricky! Go, babe. Get in there, my brother.
:59:27
My dearest family member, get in there.
She's incredible.

:59:30
No, no, no. I will, but the party's young
and it's just starting up.

:59:34
I want to ask you a question first. You're my
older brother. Let me ask you some advice.

:59:38
You are a married man, right?
I am about to be a married man.

:59:42
What can I expect from this marriage thing?
What is the honest scoop?

:59:45
The honest scoop? The first month,
from the beginning, is terrific. It's great.

:59:51
The second month,
things calm down a little bit.

:59:55
Third month, you're looking through
old phone numbers, old girlfriends...

:59:59
But, by the fourth month... by the fourth
month you're just... you're numb.


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