Bachelor Party
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:59:12
Hey, that was incredible. And also wonderful.
:59:17
It was a moving experience. I thank you.
From the bottom of my heart.

:59:21
Next!
:59:24
Ricky! Go, babe. Get in there, my brother.
:59:27
My dearest family member, get in there.
She's incredible.

:59:30
No, no, no. I will, but the party's young
and it's just starting up.

:59:34
I want to ask you a question first. You're my
older brother. Let me ask you some advice.

:59:38
You are a married man, right?
I am about to be a married man.

:59:42
What can I expect from this marriage thing?
What is the honest scoop?

:59:45
The honest scoop? The first month,
from the beginning, is terrific. It's great.

:59:51
The second month,
things calm down a little bit.

:59:55
Third month, you're looking through
old phone numbers, old girlfriends...

:59:59
But, by the fourth month... by the fourth
month you're just... you're numb.

1:00:05
You know? Just... It's incredible.
1:00:08
So by the fifth month,
hopefully, football season starts.

1:00:11
- Football.
- You got ball games. You got Monday Night.

1:00:14
Stan, I am so glad we had this chat.
You've really answered my questions.

1:00:22
Hi. We were just walking by and
we heard the music. Can we come in?

1:00:27
Sure! Come on in! Join the party, babe.
1:00:39
What can I get for 25 bucks?
1:00:41
An elevator ride around the block,
a pogo pump, or a pogo swirl,

1:00:45
or a pump with an underground hammer.
1:00:47
Wait a minute.
Whatever happened to hand jobs?


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