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:40:00
I don't care about what,
as long as it's not flying and birds!

:40:04
What if that's what
I'm really thinking about?

:40:06
That's the first thing you got to
understand in your dealings with women.

:40:10
Never let them know
what you're thinking.

:40:12
I'm not thinking about them.
:40:14
Then just lie, for God sakes!
:40:16
You're the best
goddamn liar I ever met.

:40:20
Don't you know your chick
had great jugs on her?

:40:24
I don't understand.
What's the big deal?

:40:27
- They're just overgrown mammary glands.
- Mammary glands?

:40:30
Mammary glands?
:40:35
We're talking tits here!
:40:37
Big tits!
:40:38
Round tits.
:40:40
Fleshy tits.
:40:41
- Just a lot of dumb development to me.
- Full tits.

:40:44
Women carry them around
their whole lives.

:40:46
- Flopping around, getting in the way.
- They don't get in the way.

:40:49
They're needed.
They're necessary.

:40:51
I seen a picture in
National Geographic.

:40:55
Just like on a cow,
but in a more stupid place.

:40:57
It's not like a cow at all.
:40:59
I'm telling you for your own good.
:41:01
You don't know what you're missing.
:41:04
That girl, Shirley...
:41:06
l didn't even have to ask her.
:41:09
She just lifted her shirt
and put my hand under it.

:41:12
And then she undoes her bra for me.
:41:14
I start feeling the whole tit,
nipple and all.

:41:17
She's poking her tongue down my throat.
:41:20
And then, I'm reaching down
with my hand.

:41:23
I'm working my way down.
She's work...

:41:24
- That your '53 Ford back there?
- Sure, why?

:41:39
Could you stop walking around?
You make me nervous.

:41:42
I cannot stand this much longer.
:41:45
I hope your old man comes soon.
:41:47
Well, I don't.
:41:57
Hi, Dad.
:41:59
Hi, Mom.

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