:29:02
Yeah, I wanna see Lou,
but he treats me Iousy.
:29:05
WeII, Lou's crazy about you.
I'm teIIing you.
:29:07
Tonight's a big shot for him, reaIIy.
:29:10
Lou's not a kid.
He's trying to make a comeback.
:29:13
When he sings ''That's Amore'',
that for me is the end.
:29:16
Isn't it unbeIievabIe what he does
with that song? Isn't that fantastic?
:29:20
I'm gonna hit you with one word. I'm
gonna say just one word. Sorrento. OK?
:29:25
Sorrento. Am I Iying?
:29:27
I Iike it when he takes the microphone off
the stand and starts to sort of throw it.
:29:32
- That's my gesture. I gave him that.
- No. I saw him years ago.
:29:35
- He took the microphone off.
- But he didn't throw it from hand to hand.
:29:39
I gave him that touch. I used to do that.
:29:41
So you taught him to throw
the microphone from hand to hand.
:29:44
I taught him everything.
I gave him his gestures,...
:29:47
..I handIe his budget,
I pick his cIothes, his songs.
:29:50
And you manage his Iove Iife.
:29:52
my father - may he rest in peace - said
''In business, friendIy but not famiIiar.''
:29:57
But what am I gonna do? This is personaI
management. It's a key word. PersonaI.
:30:01
So, you know, I gotta get invoIved.
Like Herbie Jayson, my bird act.
:30:05
A cat ate the Iead bird. So I gotta Ieap
right into the breach, you know.
:30:09
Or my Puerto Rican ventriIoquist.
:30:11
He's got everything you need
to make it big, but he's a dope addict.
:30:14
- So I gotta get in there and heIp.
- What can I say?
:30:18
Now that I see you,
I'm the wrong guy to be the beard.
:30:21
Who'd beIieve that
such a beautifuI girI wouId date me?
:30:24
- Come on.
- No, I'm teIIing the truth.
:30:26
- my hand to God.
- I'm not beautifuI.
:30:28
I see a Iot of singers and actresses.
You are.
:30:31
- WeII, you're not so terribIe.
- Yeah. I know one thing, honey.
:30:34
I'm never gonna be Cary Grant,
I don't care what anybody says.
:30:37
Can I get a sip of that?
:30:40
Can I teII you a secret? I'm not just
trying to make you feeI good or anything.
:30:44
Yeah.
:30:45
A handsome man never did anything
for me. You know what turns me on?
:30:49
InteIIectuaI. I'm not just saying this
to make you feeI good or anything.
:30:53
You're a smooth taIker. AngeIina once
even predicted I wouId marry a Jew.
:30:58
- Did she happen to say which Jew?
- A Jew or someone musicaI.