:30:01
So, you know, I gotta get invoIved.
Like Herbie Jayson, my bird act.
:30:05
A cat ate the Iead bird. So I gotta Ieap
right into the breach, you know.
:30:09
Or my Puerto Rican ventriIoquist.
:30:11
He's got everything you need
to make it big, but he's a dope addict.
:30:14
- So I gotta get in there and heIp.
- What can I say?
:30:18
Now that I see you,
I'm the wrong guy to be the beard.
:30:21
Who'd beIieve that
such a beautifuI girI wouId date me?
:30:24
- Come on.
- No, I'm teIIing the truth.
:30:26
- my hand to God.
- I'm not beautifuI.
:30:28
I see a Iot of singers and actresses.
You are.
:30:31
- WeII, you're not so terribIe.
- Yeah. I know one thing, honey.
:30:34
I'm never gonna be Cary Grant,
I don't care what anybody says.
:30:37
Can I get a sip of that?
:30:40
Can I teII you a secret? I'm not just
trying to make you feeI good or anything.
:30:44
Yeah.
:30:45
A handsome man never did anything
for me. You know what turns me on?
:30:49
InteIIectuaI. I'm not just saying this
to make you feeI good or anything.
:30:53
You're a smooth taIker. AngeIina once
even predicted I wouId marry a Jew.
:30:58
- Did she happen to say which Jew?
- A Jew or someone musicaI.
:31:02
Listen, now we're taIking about something
musicaI, couId you go caII Lou?
:31:07
Cos the guy needs you. Give him a caII.
:31:09
Cos it's Iate. We'II get right outta here.
PIease. PIease, darIing.
:31:14
(Tina) No, Lou. No, it's not that I hate you.
:31:17
It's just that, you know,
you get me angry sometimes.
:31:21
Yeah. I'm gonna... I was aIways
gonna be there. I'II be there.
:31:25
WiII you Iisten to me? I'm coming, OK?
:31:27
It's just that sometimes you get me crazy.
:31:31
Yeah. Yeah.
:31:33
Oh, my God. Look!
:31:36
It's him! She betrayed me with him.
:31:39
Danny Rose!
:31:44
(woman) Oh, my God! He drank iodine!
:31:47
(Johnny) He seduced her away from me!
:31:49
Were you seeing Tina
whiIe she was going with Johnny?
:31:52
WouId I do something Iike that? No!
:31:55
Then who sent the white roses,
one every day?
:31:58
Johnny! Johnny, what happened?