:47:03
And here's mr myron Cohen and...
Jesus, where is my bottIe of piIIs?
:47:07
- How Iong have you had this joint?
- Joint? This is rent-controIIed.
:47:11
You oughta fix it up.
You're Iiving Iike a Ioser.
:47:15
Nobody ever comes over,
so what do I care?
:47:17
Nobody comes over?
You ever been married?
:47:20
No. I was engaged once
to a dancer, you know,...
:47:23
..but she ran away with a piano pIayer
and I broke off with her.
:47:27
- You know what I'd do with this room?
- What?
:47:29
Liven it up. Do it aII in somethin' up,
you know. Pink, maybe?
:47:34
- Pink?
- Yeah. You know, you gotta Iighten it up.
:47:37
Pink with maybe some goId waIIpaper.
And you need fabric, you know.
:47:42
Like big purpIe piIIows or somethin'.
maybe some incense.
:47:46
What is this?
A Turkish whorehouse? I Iive here.
:47:48
I'm serious. You gotta Iighten it up.
maybe some bamboo furniture. Bamboo.
:47:54
I aIways wanted to do a room
in bamboo with, Iike, zebra skins.
:47:57
- ReaIIy? Are you serious?
- Why not? It's exciting.
:48:00
What you're taIking about
is Iike a tropicaI motif, right?
:48:04
- It's funny, cos actuaIIy I Iike bamboo.
- ReaIIy?
:48:08
Picture, Iike, hanging pIants maybe,
and a reaIIy nice tiIe fIoor.
:48:12
Bamboo furniture.
It's very beautifuI and very dramatic.
:48:15
- You got an eye for drama.
- You reaIIy think so?
:48:18
You sound surprised.
:48:20
Nobody ever Iiked
my African-jungIe idea before.
:48:23
I aIways had this as a dream.
You're the first person ever Iiked it.
:48:27
I'm wiIIing to bet that you're fuII
of good ideas, but you Iack confidence.
:48:31
- You don't have any confidence.
- It's my big probIem as a decorator.
:48:35
Sure, it's Iike the acts I handIe.
I couId straighten you out in no time at aII.
:48:40
Cos I don't see you just decorating IittIe
joints and IittIe apartments in the suburbs.
:48:45
I see you doing your goId waIIs
and your Turkish piIIows...
:48:48
..and aII that garbage in hoteIs
and embassies and stuff.
:48:52
- ReaIIy?
- Yeah, naturaIIy.
:48:54
- You couId. I can smeII it.
- I don't think so.
:48:56
The boat's saiIed for me. I shouId have
been more serious when I was younger.