:53:00
FeIIas, feIIas, I'm a veteran. I'm a veteran.
:53:04
- Get the axe.
- There's an axe?
:53:07
FeIIas, I'm the beard.
I'm just a beard. You don't understand.
:53:10
He's teIIing the truth.
He has nothing to do with this.
:53:14
You don't beIieve me, right?
:53:16
- We're gonna chop your Iegs off.
- FeIIas, I'm onIy the beard.
:53:20
WouId I waste my time
with a guy Iike this?
:53:23
Then who? You want him to waIk
outta here, you have to give us a name.
:53:26
- I'm not taIking.
- No, you teII us, you punk.
:53:29
You don't want me
to rat on a friend, do you?
:53:32
Let me quote Rabbi Hirschhorn,
an extremeIy Iearned man,...
:53:35
- ..perhaps not of your persuasion.
- Who you bearding for?
:53:38
- I'm not the guy. Isn't that enough?
- You two are dead men.
:53:42
Oh, yeah? Who you bearding for,
you IittIe cheese eater?
:53:45
Cheese... I don't know exactIy
what it means, but I know it's not good.
:53:49
Who are you bearding for?
I'II put a buIIet right between her eyes!
:53:53
- Don't do that! I'II taIk!
- Danny, don't! They'II kiII him!
:53:56
I don't wanna get my Iegs chopped off
cos I do a guy a favour.
:53:59
- Who is it?
- AII right, you wanna know who it is?
:54:02
ShouId I teII you who it is?
ShouId I say? It's... Barney Dunn.
:54:07
Who's Barney Dunn?
:54:09
- Who is it?!
- Danny, you rat!
:54:11
- Shut up!
- I don't owe you anything over this.
:54:14
FeIIas, I swear on my Iife,
it's Barney Dunn.
:54:18
And, Barney, may God forgive me.
:54:21
- Who?
- Barney Dunn. You know Barney Dunn.
:54:24
Barney Dunn.
:54:25
I can't hear ya.
:54:27
Barney Dunn was the world's
worst ventriloquist.
:54:31
lfthey couldn't get an animal act,
they would call Barney Dunn.
:54:34
Barney would work children's parties.
Five-year-old kids would boo him.
:54:39
Two weeks ago Danny,
who doesn't handle Barney,...
:54:41
..that'll tell you about Barney,
Danny didn't wanna handle him,...
:54:45
..Danny meets Barney on the street.
:54:47
- How you doin', Barney? How's it goin'?
- I'm Ieaving on a c-cruise tomorrow.
:54:51
- You're kidding? Where for?
- I'm working a s-s-ship to the B-Bahamas.
:54:55
- Fantastic. And then back here?
- No. And here's the b-b-beauty part.
:54:59
From the B-Bahamas
to P-Puerto Rico for th-three weeks.