:54:02
ShouId I teII you who it is?
ShouId I say? It's... Barney Dunn.
:54:07
Who's Barney Dunn?
:54:09
- Who is it?!
- Danny, you rat!
:54:11
- Shut up!
- I don't owe you anything over this.
:54:14
FeIIas, I swear on my Iife,
it's Barney Dunn.
:54:18
And, Barney, may God forgive me.
:54:21
- Who?
- Barney Dunn. You know Barney Dunn.
:54:24
Barney Dunn.
:54:25
I can't hear ya.
:54:27
Barney Dunn was the world's
worst ventriloquist.
:54:31
lfthey couldn't get an animal act,
they would call Barney Dunn.
:54:34
Barney would work children's parties.
Five-year-old kids would boo him.
:54:39
Two weeks ago Danny,
who doesn't handle Barney,...
:54:41
..that'll tell you about Barney,
Danny didn't wanna handle him,...
:54:45
..Danny meets Barney on the street.
:54:47
- How you doin', Barney? How's it goin'?
- I'm Ieaving on a c-cruise tomorrow.
:54:51
- You're kidding? Where for?
- I'm working a s-s-ship to the B-Bahamas.
:54:55
- Fantastic. And then back here?
- No. And here's the b-b-beauty part.
:54:59
From the B-Bahamas
to P-Puerto Rico for th-three weeks.
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Fantastic.
:55:04
- So Danny names Barney Dunn.
- Can't they check that?
:55:07
They do check it. They tie up
Danny and Tina and they go to check it.
:55:12
What am I doing here?
How did I get into this? Why me?
:55:17
What did I do to deserve this
that I'm here now?
:55:20
You were reaIIy quick
to come up with that name so fast.
:55:22
Great. That's wonderfuI. Let me teII you
something, darIing. I was traumatised.
:55:26
my body went into shock
when they stuck that gun in you.
:55:30
I thought they're gonna kiII us,
I'm gonna be dead,...
:55:33
..and miIton is coming
to the WaIdorf soon.
:55:35
Listen, they're gonna be back
in a minute. We gotta do something.
:55:39
I can't move a finger.
I'm tied up here Iike a pig.
:55:42
- If we couId get outta these ropes.
- I can't.
:55:44
They just Ieft one guy out there.
There's two of us.
:55:47
But Iet me remind you, he's got an axe.
The man has an axe.
:55:50
- There'II be four of us in no time.
- maybe we couId sneak away.
:55:55
You know what I'm thinking, though.
I used to handIe...
:55:58
I used to handIe
an escape artist named Shandar...