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King! God!
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Kevin, I had this wild dream
the other night. - I bet.
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It was you and me,
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we were working in this sleazy motel,
down in Miami, Florida.
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We were bellhops,
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and we were 65 years old. It was
so real, it was really realistic.
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Then what,
you woke up in a puddle?
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Fuck you!
- Fucking jerk!
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Where are you going, asshole?
- Away from you.
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The Lord has told me personally: Yea,
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for I walk with the Lord. Amen.
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He said: "Larry, you and your flock
shall seek the Promised Land.
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First you must destroy the twin evils
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of godless communism abroad and
liberal humanism at home. Oh joy."
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Hello mother! Hello father!
Anything to eat?
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Occasionally a viewer writes to us:
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"The only reason Reverend Larry is
on TV is because he wants your money."
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You know what? They're right. I want
your money, because God wants it.
:16:36
So go out and
mortgage that home, and sell that car,
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and send me your money.
You don't need that car...
:16:44
Put it on a plate, son.
You'll enjoy it more.
:16:48
I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom.
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This is swell!
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Hey Dad...
- What is it, son?