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	The Lord has told me personally: Yea,
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	for I walk with the Lord. Amen.
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	He said: "Larry, you and your flock
shall seek the Promised Land.
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	First you must destroy the twin evils
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	of godless communism abroad and
liberal humanism at home. Oh joy."
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	Hello mother! Hello father!
Anything to eat?
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	Occasionally a viewer writes to us:
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	"The only reason Reverend Larry is
on TV is because he wants your money."
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	You know what? They're right. I want
your money, because God wants it.
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	So go out and
mortgage that home, and sell that car,
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	and send me your money.
You don't need that car...
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	Put it on a plate, son.
You'll enjoy it more.
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	I couldn't enjoy it any more, Mom.
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	This is swell!
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	Hey Dad...
- What is it, son?
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	Remember when you told me,
a long time ago...
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	well not too long ago...
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	that you'd give me 1000 dollars
to go to Europe, if I finished school?
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	You were right,
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	about finishing school.
That's what I'd like to do.
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	But I want to know if I could
have the money first. Like now?
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	I've always loved you, Dad.
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	You too, Mom. What do you say?
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	I don't have it anymore.
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	What? - Your father gave all
our extra money to the Reverend.
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	We're sending bibles to El Salvador.
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	And me? - You're on the honor roll
of "Chariots of Fire". Same as us.
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	It was a gift. From all of us.