:08:01
'lf they were me
If they were me '
:08:04
'And I was you
And I was you '
:08:07
'lf they were me and I was you '
[Sighing]
:08:11
' Would you have liked
a present too '
:08:25
'Happy birthday
Happy birthday '
:08:31
'Happy birthday
Happy birthday '
:08:37
'Happy birthday
Happy birthday '
:08:42
'Happy birthday
Happy birthday '
[Sighs]
:08:47
[Snoring Softly]
:08:48
'Happy birthday
Happy birthday '
:08:54
'Happy birthday
Happy birthday"
:09:01
You swear to God,
you don't have it?
I don't know anything about it.
:09:05
Jennifer Woods
gave me a sex test
during child development.
:09:08
And I was supposed to
do it and pass it to you
in independent study.
:09:11
[Sighing]
I'm totally screwed.
Did you put your name on it?
:09:15
Hi. No, but it was
really embarrassing.
:09:17
I had to name
who I'd do it with
if I ever did it.
:09:19
Who'd you name?
:09:22
Jake Ryan.
Jake Ryan? He doesn't
even know you exist.
:09:26
Thank you. That's
a very nice thing to say.
:09:28
I'm sorry.
ButJake Ryan?
:09:30
He's a senior,
and he's taken.
I mean, really taken.
:09:33
I know. It was
supposed to be my ideal.
:09:35
He's ideal, for sure,
but forget it.
:09:39
God, I hope whoever
got the note doesn't know
it was me who wrote it.
:09:43
I'd shit twice and die.
:09:47
Do you know
Samantha Baker?
:09:51
Sophomore, right?
:09:53
Yeah. What do
you think of her?
:09:56
I don't.
:09:59
Would you ever
go out with her?