:09:01
You swear to God,
you don't have it?
I don't know anything about it.
:09:05
Jennifer Woods
gave me a sex test
during child development.
:09:08
And I was supposed to
do it and pass it to you
in independent study.
:09:11
[Sighing]
I'm totally screwed.
Did you put your name on it?
:09:15
Hi. No, but it was
really embarrassing.
:09:17
I had to name
who I'd do it with
if I ever did it.
:09:19
Who'd you name?
:09:22
Jake Ryan.
Jake Ryan? He doesn't
even know you exist.
:09:26
Thank you. That's
a very nice thing to say.
:09:28
I'm sorry.
ButJake Ryan?
:09:30
He's a senior,
and he's taken.
I mean, really taken.
:09:33
I know. It was
supposed to be my ideal.
:09:35
He's ideal, for sure,
but forget it.
:09:39
God, I hope whoever
got the note doesn't know
it was me who wrote it.
:09:43
I'd shit twice and die.
:09:47
Do you know
Samantha Baker?
:09:51
Sophomore, right?
:09:53
Yeah. What do
you think of her?
:09:56
I don't.
:09:59
Would you ever
go out with her?
:10:02
Depends on how much
you paid me.
:10:05
She's not ugly.
:10:08
There's nothin'
there, man.
:10:10
It's not ugly.
It's just... void.
:10:13
You know what I mean?
There's somethin'
about her.
:10:16
I do independent study
with her. I catch her
lookin' at me a lot.
:10:19
It's kinda cool, the way
she's always lookin' at me.
:10:22
Maybe she's retarded.
:10:24
I'm bein' serious, okay?
:10:26
She looks at me like
she's in love with me.
:10:29
Jake,
she's a child.
:10:31
So?
So what're you
gonna do with her?
:10:35
She's obviously
too young
to party serious.
:10:38
Maybe I'm interested
in more than a party.
:10:41
Come on, Jake. You talk
like you're hard up.
:10:44
You got Caroline.
Now she's a woman.
:10:49
It's unbelievable.
:10:52
I swear to God, Caroline Mulford
had to flunk about nine grades.
:10:56
[Girl]
Truly makes me ill.
:10:58
[Samantha]
She's perfect.